Jenny Butters (Buttercup)

  'I know I'm fat and I know I'm lazy - my brain's become weak - my thinking most hazy.

It's the state of the world - Warren Buffet has said - the economy makes us want to just stay in our bed!

It used to be clear cut like Kraft Cheese and chalk - now buying British is just cheap talk. Cadbury's Chocolate may have been great - but buying it now - a monumental mistake!

  Chocolate is lovely, as the Belgiums know well - they perfected the taste - and the right smell,

but Cadbury's is crap - it's value is low - not even fit for a GI Joe...'

Some institutions go on forever - Can Cadburys survive the rotten economic weather!'

Thousands of A-level pupils have launched a campaign on Facebook against exam papers which they claim included unfair questions.

The paper taken on Monday has prompted an instant online protest with allegations that questions did not match what pupils had wanted to study."I've spent six months working hard... and only one out of the eight questions had any relevance," writes one student. Alf Bloggs "We were all anticipating questions about how much booze it takes to get sozzled,how to drive home safely when blind drunk and how to tell a white lie to a Copper when pulled over - and where we got our fake licences from, anyway - and just not one of those questions were even asked. It's very unfair and just not cricket!'

I passed

all my

boys Exams

ask 'em!

Shouting, screaming, swearing, ignoring or behaviour designed to embarrass. That's what a British person sees as bullying.

PM Brown admits he can get angry, and is determined and strong willed, but denies he is an actual bully. So where is the line drawn between being assertive in the workplace and being labelled a bully? Have you been bullied at work? Do you have recourse?The Shotgun method used in 'Get Carter' is not recommended. Call Bully-line!

 ''Whoever said French were the laziest nation in Europe had their facts buried in a fat English loaf (Which in English means & looks the opposite to a French Loaf) Actually, we are mostly lean and mean and drink much wine. So, we enjoy life at a slower pace than those porky, beefy, obese and ugly English Peons - who all die so many years before us French do.

They can insult us all they like and stuff their 'English Letters' in their trousers and us French (who have no veneral problems like those perverts) do not have need to use what they call 'French Letters'. WE JUST DON'T LIKE ENGLISH BURKS - or their girlfriend/wives, the BURKAS, either! "

 SOCIAL MEDICAL SCHEME A MEDICAL NIGHTMARE TO USA SENATORS.

QUEEN BEE'S

like drones around as they usually do all the dirty work. This picture

of an un-manned

drone is much the same and can carry quite a sting!

WORDS - ITS ONLY WORDS, BUT WORDS IS ALL I HAVE - TO TAKE MY HEART AWAY...

I hear they want to resurrect

regional dialects in the UK.

Oh, no! It's damn hard enough for me to cope with text type abbreviated jabba on the internet, and they want to bring back long lost colloquial expressions.I'm a lingo-snobbish broad who loves the Queens English. I don't give a meesen (Welsh for mouse) or for the dumbing down 'Estuaryspeak' used in London in order not to appear posh.'Posh' itself is a midlands slang term to make poorly spoken half wits sound

as holy as the silly aristocracy!

While you could say there's a lot of un-manned girls in the world - I've even been there myself - but in the SWAT VALLEY in

Pakistan, a hide-out for brazen members of the Taliban, there's been battles going on for months and the drones (above) have been SWATTING more than just a few Taliban Militants - almost on a daily basis.

Used and controlled by American forces

 the Drones have become a very important part of the arsenal in the ongoing fight against a determined enemy.

In the UK we are used to CCTV cameras watching our every movement, let's hope

that one day our over-zealous Government does not have these armed drones in the sky hunting for the speeding cars the cameras have missed...and start zapping speeding cars on the run with missiles! Nothing would surprise me!

It seems some USA Democrats in the Senate are really

Republican Wolves in Democrat clothing! Socialized

medical care has worked well enough in many countries of the world (and here in the UK) And while the National Health

Service, NHS, has endured some hairy moments and made

momumental errors, at least the majority of people who

do not have or cannot afford Private Insurance, have seldom been refused immediate medical care when ill. Of course those who have lived in the USA know only too well how Privatized Medicine

screws the Insurance Companies & how many Doctors/Hospitals inflate costs - and how hard it is for the poor to get health care!